Between a Man and a Woman

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

2. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants .
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

3. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

4. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage .
There are eight times when a woman understands a man- when he is not understanding, when he wants sex, when he has his head dug inside another woman, when he is not cheating but thinking, when his mom is feeding him, when his eyes are on the dishes served on the other table, when his kids make him mad, when it is time to just say goodnight.

5. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

6. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

7. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
Any woman should forget that he will not make a mistake. He is M for Man, M for Mistake.

8. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

9.Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance,
Men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.